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Lightweight and effortlessly worn, this crew-neck tee speaks in quiet, witty lines: “ICED COFFEE AND EXISTENTIAL DREAD.” It sits soft against the skin thanks to ring-spun cotton and a smooth, tubular knit that keeps the silhouette clean and seam-free. The ribbed collar holds its shape, shoulder tape prevents stretching, and a tear-away label keeps the back of your neck comfortable. This shirt dresses down sharp humor into everyday life — for slow mornings at a café, late-night study sessions, or walks where caffeine and introspection pair up. Subtle natural flecks (on unprocessed colorways) and carefully printed lettering make the message feel lived-in, not loud. Ethically sourced cotton and Oeko‑Tex certification mean you can wear that wry honesty with a little peace of mind.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight (153 g/m²) feel
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a smooth, clean look
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; ethically sourced, Oeko‑Tex certified cotton
- DTF/DTG printed graphics; subtle natural flecks on unprocessed "Natural" color
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Iced Coffee and Existential Dread T-Shirt
$27.99
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$27.99
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Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight (153 g/m²) feel
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a smooth, clean look
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; ethically sourced, Oeko‑Tex certified cotton
- DTF/DTG printed graphics; subtle natural flecks on unprocessed "Natural" color
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors